Bad greens! Bad greens! Want more proof that professional golfers have no idea what the real world is like? Witness all the big stars pulling out of this week’s Wells Fargo Championship because… the greens aren’t in top shape.

On some level we can understand: The best players in the world, like Tiger Woods, play at a high level of perfection and hate it when they can’t count on the conditions being as perfect as they are. I mean — lost in the whole Tiger drop controversy at the Masters was the fact that the guy knew that if he moved the ball back two yards and hit the same shot it’d be perfect. And it was. Anyone else have that kind of control over distance and accuracy? No. So if Tiger doesn’t want to putt on shabby greens, I guess that is his perogative.

The real reason, I think, is — bad greens or not, somebody will walk off with the win this week, so top players may not want to be “shown up” by other guys who are willing to gut it out, and play through the oh-so-challenging troubles of some brown patches on the short grass. I think we have used up all our sarcasm for the week, so enjoy the golf. Phil will be there this weekend, along with Mr. Orange Rickie Fowler, who won here last year.

WELLS FARGO CHAMPIONSHIP

(all times Eastern)
TV COVERAGE

Thursday, May 2 — Golf Channel, 3 p.m. — 7 p.m.
Friday, May 3 — Golf Channel, 3 p.m. — 7 p.m.
Saturday, May 4 — Golf Channel, 1 p.m. — 2:30 p.m.; CBS, 3 p.m. — 6 p.m.
Sunday, May 5 — Golf Channel, 1 p.m. — 2:30 p.m.; CBS, 3 p.m. — 6 p.m.

LIVE ONLINE COVERAGE

Thursday and Friday, Golf Channel TV simulcast coverage via PGATour.com and GolfChannel.com; Saturday and Sunday, CBS coverage via the PGA site and from CBSSports.com. NOTE: If you are using the PGA Mobile app to watch the Golf Channel online video, be advised that it only works with iOS phones and with some (not all) Android phones. There is no fix planned for the immediate future.

SHOT TRACKER
Don’t forget the PGA’s Shot Tracker, a great way to track the action online.

RADIO
SIRIUS XM (Satellite) 12 p.m. to 6 p.m., Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The live broadcasts are also available to subscribers on the SiriusXM Internet Radio App and online at SiriusXM.com.

FACEBOOK PAGE
Here is the Wells Fargo Facebook page.

TOP TWITTER FEEDS TO FOLLOW
The Wells Fargo Twitter feed.
Geoff Shackelford — well known golf writer. If you’re not following Geoff you are missing the online boat.
Golf Channel — official Golf Channel feed
@PGATOUR — official PGA Twitter feed
@StephanieWei — great golf writer who is a Twitter fiend.
Doug Ferguson is the lead golf writer for AP. Good Twitter insights that often aren’t part of your wire-service lead.

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WHO WON THIS THING LAST TIME?
Rickie Fowler.